Revenge

My boyfriend, (ex), used to play a lot Evony.
I was quite annoyed, but I liked him so I bear with it.
Watching him I noticed this site and started reading it.
And I learned something useful.
I did not played so did now knew details like the persuasion and others.

Few days ago I busted him cheating on me. I was devastated, but after I passed it over, I started rummaging thoughts of revenge. Scratching his car is too easy, setting it on fire is too illegal, so I thought to something else.

I made an account on Evony, on the server he play, on the state he has cities, and while there some warriors were made, I waited till I knew he will be on the way to home after work,and I started guessing his password. I knew his email. I did not guessed right away, but quite fast. I was running out of guessing when I decided to waste a shot an tried her name. Bingo, it was right. I would never guessed that he will be so stupid to use her name as a password. The ex password was my name.

So I dropped all his cities except the lesser one. I knew that this is possible, but what I did not knew was the persuading thing. So I attacked my brand new city with his best hero and a scout.

It was not so far away, but it took few minutes and did not worked first time, and I was afraid that he will get home and save the hero, but luckily I suppose he was busy with her and was late. So finally the hero was imprisoned in my city, so all I needed to do now, was to write to him the email I used for that account and the password. I was nice enough to use her name.

Now he will need to raise that account through all those titles and get some extra medals to persuade his here back. I know that cities are easy to take since so many players quit playing, but for that hero he will need to work. Now let her to be bored to death while he send attack after attack between too kisses :)).

Bitch. Not her. Me. Oh, man, I am such a bitch :)))