Evony jokes

Question: Why my reports are blinking red?
Answer : Somebody is knocking at your door.

Variation appeared later on world chat.

Question: Why the bird is blinking red?
Answer : The bird eated mexican food.
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[System]: Alliance THE-BORG declares war against alliance notborg. Diplomatic Relationship between each other alters to Hostile automatically.

hmm, it seems that not being borg is an offence for a borg ;)
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<21:9>[Wazo]: How do i get honor medals ?
<21:11>[lucifer]: attack
<21:12>[Vladmier]: what does a high intelingence do
<21:12>[lucifer]: makes you smart
<21:13>[Vladmier]: what will that help with in the game
<21:14>[lucifer]: it it for research..the higher the level of intell..the faster you research
<21:14>[Silver-Boy]: nothing, but at least you look smart
<21:15>[Vladmier]: oh ok thank you but how about politicks
<21:16>[lady ]: politics makes you look dumb :))
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<0:51>[Lord AuraviS]: Lord sirbilly gained 1 Speaker down(worth -10 Cents) for talkin with nobody
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<22:38>[KenDogg]: who want to loin a alliance
<22:38>[KenDogg]: *join
<22:39>[Temptressa]: Some fat fingers in da house today
<22:39>[KenDogg]: there not fat just small keys lol
<22:40>[Temptressa]: Good point, please design a keyboard for casual conversations- I will buy one
<22:41>[KenDogg]: with BIG FAT KEYS
<22:42>[Temptressa]: Exactly, at least half inch size
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<15:5>[Vodka]: any drinkers out there?
<15:6>[Aidan]: shhhhh not so loud my head hurts
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<18:36>[Deadviper]: well what are you looking for
<18:36>[Silver-Boy]: can't help you tho.. just wanted to know what the information was woth for you..
<18:37>[Silver-Boy]: worth
<18:37>[Deadviper]: ok..
<18:38>[Flazz]: lg santai
<18:39>[Tulip]: ??
<18:39>[Silver-Boy]: New phone from LG.. nice model
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<21:44>[Lord_Zell]: does anybody know how to make my flag black?
<21:44>[Kudzoo]: yes
<21:44>[Lord_Zell]: how do i doit?
<21:44>[LightBring]: burn it
<21:44>[Locochono]: boil it
<21:45>[Lord_Zell]: kudzoo how i do it?
<21:45>[Locochono]: color it in with a black crayon
<21:45>[arvelag]: sh*t on it
<21:45>[arvelag]: then wipe your bum with it
<21:46>[DemoDLo]: you cant
<21:46>[Locochono]: booooooo party pooper
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<22:40>[andrej]: JOIN BFC NO NEED HIGH PRESTEGE!!!!!!
<22:41>[Silver-Boy]: PLS !!!!!
<22:41>[andrej]: hahahahahahha
<22:41>[Silver-Boy]: :-D
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<1:4>[Bair(Lord)]: On
<1:4>[Silver-Boy]: Off
<1:5>[dragonjewl]: in
<1:5>[vSkitzos]: out
<1:5>[Skittlezz]: up
<1:6>[fudge1212]: hey
<1:6>[Skittlezz]: down
<1:6>[dragonjewl]: down
<1:6>[Skittlezz]: ok
<1:6>[vSkitzos]: up a bit lower
<1:7>[dragonjewl]: vertically challenged
<1:7>[Silver-Boy]: left
<1:7>[Skittlezz]: right
<1:7>[vSkitzos]: north
<1:8>[Skittlezz]: south
<1:8>[Silver-Boy]: antartica
<1:8>[Ardrik]: around
<1:8>[fudge1212]: west
<1:8>[Skittlezz]: east
<1:8>[fudge1212]: north east
<1:8>[dragonjewl]: is east
<1:8>[Skittlezz]: lol
<1:8>[vSkitzos]: south west
(this one was out of inspiration, but still I copied it here.
just to see on what speakers was wasted :) )
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